﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><ttl>60</ttl><title>Some crap</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com</link><language>en</language><copyright /><itunes:subtitle> </itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Junkpc</itunes:author><itunes:summary /><description /><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Junkpc</itunes:name><itunes:email>chuck@junkpc.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Arts" /><item><title>HOLY SHIT!! A POST!!</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2008/04/16/holy-shit-a-post.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>Well, don't get too excited. You're like a fuckin' yappy little dog, aren't ya?&lt;br&gt;Do you know what happens to those bastards?&lt;br&gt;BOOT!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Yeah, so, I decided I should probably add something here because, well, I think I pay some money for some of this crap. I might as well entertain myself with it.&lt;br&gt;I sure as hell ain't gettin' a Myspace page.&lt;br&gt;I thought about gettnig an ac count just to continue my monopoly on junkpc, the username, but...eh. I did that with LJ, and look what happened. For a while, I couldn't make up my mind about where to post.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You know, I was going to type something else right then, but it occurred to me how much I hate the touchpad on this laptop. I am constantly hitting it and end up typing shit in the middle of something else. That sucks.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I might start typing something meaningful in here at some point. Maybe turn this into a 'horrible parenting' news aggregate of some sort.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Time for an early bed. I'm tired.&lt;br&gt;If you don't like it, I'll chain your ass up outside.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2008/04/16/holy-shit-a-post.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">cf2ce9ae-b4ac-4cb2-81c7-3a26dc350933</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:18:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Here we go</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2008/02/09/here-we-go.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>...and no, I am not referring to that wonderful piece of musical genius about the Steelers.&lt;br&gt;Today, I am taking the first half of the CompTIA A+ test. This is the first test I have taken in more than 5 years. To say I'm a little nervous would likely be accurate.&lt;br&gt;I mean, I think I have an ok grasp of the material, for the most part. Slot something, socket that, female 25 pin, don't park near the fire hydrant. Right.&lt;br&gt;Anyway, wish me luck.&lt;br&gt;Or don't.&lt;br&gt;I will likely post how it goes.&lt;br&gt;In the unlikely event that anyone reads this.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Enjoy your *placeholder* day.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2008/02/09/here-we-go.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">e3a1ecdb-f532-4b62-91e3-96aef0204204</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:24:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>I guess I just did not notice</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2008/01/22/i-guess-i-just-did-not-notice.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>1) I severely underestimated the sheer amount of crap that baby stores try to sell to newly expecting parents. I think it's a function of not knowing what the hell one actually needs.&lt;br&gt;1a) I severely underestimates the sheer amount of crap that newly expecting parents need to bring a baby home.&lt;br&gt;2) I guess I paid enough attention to the stories of overtly horrible parenting that I completely missed the parents that act as if the child and the accompanying equipment are a fashion accessory. wtf?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Can you tell that my life is starting to be swallowed up?&lt;br&gt;I have to figure out where the balance will be... either that or just follow the lead of Mrs Junkpc and just hold on for the ride.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Whatever.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Enjoy your fashionably young night.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2008/01/22/i-guess-i-just-did-not-notice.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">da24362f-9d2b-4e2c-8888-f791964aac4e</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:43:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Sonogram Says!!!</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2008/01/12/sonogram-says.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>It will be a girl.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Yeah, found that out a few days ago, but been a bit busy.&lt;br&gt;Sorry if I forgot to tell you in person.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2008/01/12/sonogram-says.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">4e1a86d0-959b-410f-9883-06d3bcca24a2</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 08:31:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Been a while, huh?</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/12/22/been-a-while-huh.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>Well, good evening.&lt;br&gt;We have worked hard for a good number of days, and had some help, so the house is finally somewhat presentable for the first annual Junkpc Decemberween extravaganza.&lt;br&gt;Well, it's maybe not all that.&lt;br&gt;It's just Mrs Junkpc's family.&lt;br&gt;... but it *is* here.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So I am finishing laundry, waiting for my brother to arrive from the shadows of a pollution creation factory somewhere in the wilds of Pennsyltucky, and catching up on sbemails. Yes, sbemails.&lt;br&gt;It's been a while, but the little guy still has it.&lt;br&gt;The emails are a lot longer than they used to be, though.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So, anyway, a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Awesome Kwanzaa, Crazy Yule, Slammin' Solstice, and a Thnikkaman Decemberween. I think I know why people say 'happy holidays'. I'm glad that it's not also administrative professional appreciation day as well. You know how easily offended *those* people are.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Seriously, good wishes and thoughts to each one of you. I mean.... I guess just the one of you. You know what I meant by that.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;G'nite.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Ho cubed.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/12/22/been-a-while-huh.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">5c7832ac-a896-4d2c-b881-b5ce2234a0ec</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 22:54:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>There *was* a post here just a minute ago</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/11/19/there-was-a-post-here-just-a-minute-ago.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>&lt;DIV&gt;Wrote&amp;nbsp;a post.&lt;BR&gt;Router burped.&lt;BR&gt;Saved post on a computer that I don't have remote access to; and even if I did - it's turned off right now.&lt;BR&gt;So, I will just add this link, and the post later.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;A href="http://images.junkpc.com/GalleryThumbnails.aspx?gallery=50287"&gt;http://images.junkpc.com/GalleryThumbnails.aspx?gallery=50287&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/11/19/there-was-a-post-here-just-a-minute-ago.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">6d28752d-d8c7-4f0c-b02c-dfc42b8abd70</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:10:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Enlightenment</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/11/07/enlightenment.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>&lt;DIV&gt;Enlghtenment comes when you finally realize that you're just as full of shit as the next guy.&lt;/DIV&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/11/07/enlightenment.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">277b72b3-1908-45db-8c77-8436204be298</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 14:08:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Science</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/10/21/science.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Ok, I have recently been watching Brainiac, because they are showing it on a channel which, until they started showing this show, I had a self-imposed boycott on. Anyway...&lt;br&gt;They did a bit where Dr Bunhead crushed a can with air pressure.&lt;br&gt;Here's how it was done:&lt;br&gt;Bit of water inside a coke can.&lt;br&gt;Bit of water in a tray - maybe an inch or so deep.&lt;br&gt;Heat the bottom of the coke can until steam comes out.&lt;br&gt;Quickly invert the can into the tray of water.&lt;br&gt;The can collapses.&lt;br&gt;I wanted more information, and I found this: &lt;a href="http://www.delta.edu/slime/cancrush.html&lt;br&gt;That's"&gt;www.delta.edu/slime/cancrush.html&lt;br&gt;That's&lt;/a&gt; all.&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/10/21/science.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">b3744e59-57ef-41f8-a996-b1af714b03b5</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2007 18:10:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Here's me, saying some more stuff.</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/10/20/heres-me-saying-some-more-stuff.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Re: my server update issue, thanks for all the help. I have some good news. Like I said, I went to &lt;span class="517251813-17102007"&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://support.microsoft.com/kb/822798"&gt;http://support.microsoft.com/kb/822798&lt;/a&gt;, and tried the first option, which was &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="userInput"&gt;"ren %systemroot%\system32\catroot2\Edb.log *.tst" It worked. I was able to install the SBS BPA tool, and find out how much stuff I have done incorrectly. This list includes service packs and patches that I haven't done. The good thing is that I now have something to tell me what I need to do.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I'm still thinking about baby stuff; I've been researching video baby monitors - some of them have low-light cameras. Unfortunately, none of them have night vision. That would be really cool. One of them ( &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Summer-Infant-Handheld-Monitor-Screen/dp/B00020V5A2/ref=tag_dpp_lp_edpp_ttl_ex/102-8367388-7418562)"&gt;www.amazon.com/Summer-Infant-Handheld-Monitor-Screen/dp/B00020V5A2/ref=tag_dpp_lp_edpp_ttl_ex/102-8367388-7418562)&lt;/a&gt; has a portable screen which is pretty cool. I have a few others to check, but we still have a while yet.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Also, the carrier conundrum continues. A friend suggested that I not get something like this: &lt;a href="http://www.gracobaby.com/products/category.asp?N=400+10417"&gt;www.gracobaby.com/products/category.asp?N=400+10417&lt;/a&gt; because the infant seat part won't last very long. I was thinking that I could get 2 seat bases, one for each car. Another friend told me that these things are, in fact, awesome.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Unfortunately, this sort of choice is a lot like telling someone that knows nothing about cars to pick out a car to race in some type of endurance race. I mean, I know Graco is a brand, I know Toys R Us sells this stuff, but that's about it. I have a book that I need to look through - but again, I have a bit of time before I need those.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Oh look - a few lines of computer stuff, and&amp;nbsp; lot of baby stuff. I'm willing to bet that this is some sort of eerie foreshadowing thing.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Yeah - that reminds me; I got some advice that scared me this week. &lt;br&gt;I was talking to a couple that had 2 kids in Charbucks, and the advice he offered was, "get sleep now."&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;G'nite.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/10/20/heres-me-saying-some-more-stuff.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">665424cf-fc4a-46ae-9f30-744b756222cc</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 21:08:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The wonderful world of server tools</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/10/17/the-wonderful-world-of-server-tools.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>&lt;DIV&gt;This is something I need to work on later, but I wanted to put it here because I find it interesting.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt;&lt;A href="http://blogs.technet.com/sbs/archive/2007/10/16/sbs-now-has-a-best-practices-analyzer.aspx"&gt;http://blogs.technet.com/sbs/archive/2007/10/16/sbs-now-has-a-best-practices-analyzer.aspx&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;SPAN class=517251813-17102007&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt;links to &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;SPAN class=517251813-17102007&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt;&lt;A href="http://support.microsoft.com/kb/940439"&gt;http://support.microsoft.com/kb/940439&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;SPAN class=517251813-17102007&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt;File downloaded and tried to install, comes up with error: &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;Setup could not verify the integrity of the file Update.inf. Make sure the Cryptographic service is running on this computer.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;SPAN class=517251813-17102007&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt;Went to &lt;A href="http://support.microsoft.com/kb/822798"&gt;http://support.microsoft.com/kb/822798&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;SPAN class=517251813-17102007&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;SPAN class=517251813-17102007&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt;Looks like I need to make some corrections/changes to run the tool.&lt;BR&gt;Hopefully this does not indicate any more serious issues.&lt;BR&gt;Wish me luck &lt;img src="http://craptastic.junkpc.com/emoticons/smile.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/10/17/the-wonderful-world-of-server-tools.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">45e8616d-3127-4741-960a-4b8a0250d381</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:24:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Just a brief one</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/10/15/just-a-brief-one.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Ok - I might elaborate on this later, but I am sort of tired at the moment, and should likely be sleeping.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Infants are very tiny. &lt;br&gt;The amount of stuff required for the mini-human is just un-be-freaking-lievable.&lt;br&gt;I have been looking over the transportation options, as it's my job to get the car seat, etc.&lt;br&gt;Holy crap!&lt;br&gt;The things I first thought about were combination car-seat, basket-carrier thing, and stroller. I have been told that it's likely that this may not last very long for the price.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Add to this, you have the portable bouncing seat, (do you need that?), the four wheel drive stroller, the la-z-boy car seat, the flux capacitor.... anyway - I obviously have a lot to learn.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I don't want to turn this into a baby-only site, but it's one of the bigger (well.... not physically bigger).. things going on in my life at the moment - so I'm going to talk about it.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Anyway - I'll go learn about that later. Right now, time to watch Dr. Bunhead for a few minutes and then go to sleep.&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/10/15/just-a-brief-one.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">9c258dcf-de3d-473a-809a-8c850418d9cc</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:42:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Cola Wars</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/10/12/cola-wars.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>&lt;DIV&gt;Thanks to Indiana County, PA for this gem: &lt;A href="http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07285/824948-100.stm"&gt;http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07285/824948-100.stm&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/10/12/cola-wars.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">c18b86e9-fff2-4206-b24b-ef370e971e31</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 13:09:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Family Expansion</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/10/11/family-expansion.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>Well, I debated how to phrase this for a bit - so here goes.&lt;br&gt;You all know that on here, I refer to my lovely wife as Mrs. Junkpc. &lt;br&gt;The is the first official web announcement that we will be bringing another life into the world.&lt;br&gt;No, we're not getting another kitten.... yet. Mrs. Junkpc is carrying our baby, who - because I am a nerd - I have decided to refer to as the VM (Virtual Machine) - because like a computer inside a computer, this is a person inside a person.&lt;br&gt;We are both pretty excited.&lt;br&gt;It was really ultra cool to see the first image of the little VM, and the power supply as just going insane - like a hummingbird. (and by power supply, I mean heart)&lt;br&gt;Hopefully, I can be a good administrator (to carry the metaphor ridiculously far), and we're hoping that we get a good disk image down; one with no virii or malware.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;To take a phrase from Mr. Peter Griffin, "This is gonna be freakin' sweet"&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I cannot think of anything else meaningful to say - so I bid you good night.&lt;br&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/10/11/family-expansion.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">8a1f7e9a-39e8-4812-b3d6-d7448043a292</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:01:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>More useless crap - online names</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/10/08/more-useless-crap--online-names.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>So, I had this really depressing, melancholy post about some crap or another that I was moping about a while ago.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Well - screw that.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This is about science.&lt;br&gt;Or something.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So, the inspiration of the day is this: I have 'been' Junkpc for a bit over 10 years, as well as I can remember. So, what about you? &lt;br&gt;Do you use one name - primarily - online as *your* name?&lt;br&gt;Do you try to make sure that you're the only one online?&lt;br&gt;How long have you had this name?&lt;br&gt;What was its origin - or when did you first use it?&lt;br&gt;Are you very attached to it?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;My answers:&lt;br&gt;Yes - it's junkpc. I have one other that's a standby, and one that's well - pretty much my real name.&lt;br&gt;I do like to be the only junkpc. I think I am well on the way, except that I don't think I have Yahoo. I also haven't bothered with MySpace, either. (Think I should?)&lt;br&gt;Like I said before - about 10 years.&lt;br&gt;It originated on AOL - my first ISP. I don't remember what my first choices were that were rejected; I just know that I did not want numbers after whatever I got.&lt;br&gt;I think I am pretty attached to it; I mean, like I said before - I like having 'my' name.&lt;br&gt;I am junkpc - and that's how it is.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Feel free to pass this on - but I want some replies.&lt;br&gt;Dammit. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/10/08/more-useless-crap--online-names.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">a4ff98d7-891a-433b-ab98-3869f520c8df</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 20:24:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bored-Curious; solicitation of comments</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/10/02/boredcurious-solicitation-of-comments.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>&lt;DIV&gt;Ok - here's the setup:&amp;nbsp;&lt;BR&gt;I have been in touch with various old (and some *very* old)&amp;nbsp;friends recently. Some more than others. Some for short bursts of communication, then nothing for months.&lt;BR&gt;Now,&amp;nbsp;some questions to the crowd:&lt;BR&gt;Have you ever found someone online (either accidentally or sought out) from your past?&lt;BR&gt;Have you ever run into someone in 'real life' from your past after a very long absence?&lt;BR&gt;If online, what did you do about it? (random email: "Hi - haven't seen you in a decade..."?; lurk?; call?; nothing?)&lt;BR&gt;Do you make attempts to obfuscate your presence and/or activities&amp;nbsp;online so that this does not happen to you?&lt;BR&gt;Thoughts?&lt;/DIV&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/10/02/boredcurious-solicitation-of-comments.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">92cff49a-0211-4102-94c6-ea297af03575</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 13:06:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Browser issues</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/10/01/browser-issues.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>I cannot get dell.com to work at home.&lt;br&gt;I feel like an idiot.&lt;br&gt;Next.&lt;br&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/10/01/browser-issues.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">b320fa63-378f-413d-a2f1-230326ecaf48</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:49:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mental problems</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/09/29/mental-problems.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>I am having a day. Well - actually an evening.&lt;br&gt;No smartass comments - need an off switch for my brain.&lt;br&gt;oh - and a newer laptop - this one's shit.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I guess I fucked up that regular posting idea.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Here's a parting thought - 'Good Morning Vietnam' ruined the song 'What a wonderful world' for me. Now, every time I hear it, I visualize a bunch of big ass helicopters coming over the horizon.&lt;br&gt;You know the scene.&lt;br&gt;Go watch it if you don't.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I have other shit bouncing artound in my brain that I kinda want to write/vent, but Google ruined all that for me.&lt;br&gt;I have to go find some paper.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Of course - I bitch and moan sometimes, but my life kicks ass. Except when it sucks.&lt;br&gt;I know what I meant.&lt;br&gt;Go away now.&lt;br&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/09/29/mental-problems.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">279b9fc7-ebf3-4365-a3f7-b1283aa8f13d</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 21:08:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>2 things</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/09/08/2-things.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>I am lazy and do not feel like typing things twice. This is why I have a computer.&lt;br&gt;http://junkpc.livejournal.com/7341.html&lt;br&gt;http://killernurd.livejournal.com/146194.html#cutid1&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/09/08/2-things.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">1b102eb9-2ecd-4b14-834e-6653b0b13f23</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 14:48:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Things</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/06/21/things.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>I had a few things that I wanted to post about, but I am feeling lazy.&lt;br&gt;So, I will cut and paste some stuff.&lt;br&gt;You will need to do the same for the URL's, because I am feeling lazy and bitter and don't really want to deal with that right now.&lt;br&gt;Don't like it? Go away.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div id="162" style="background-color: transparent;"&gt;&lt;a title="http://www.forbes.com/forbeslife/health/feeds/hscout/2007/06/19/hscout605649.html" contenteditable="false" href="http://www.forbes.com/forbeslife/health/feeds/hscout/2007/06/19/hscout605649.html" unselectable="on"&gt;http://www.forbes.com/forbeslife/health/feeds/hscout/2007/06/19/hscout605649.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div id="163" style="background-color: transparent;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(74, 158, 0);"&gt;&lt;aim:timestamp style="display: inline; font-size: 11px;"&gt;&lt;/aim:timestamp&gt;&lt;/span&gt; 
&lt;font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"&gt;please read this section carefully: 
&lt;br&gt;Salbutamol was the most commonly-used drug (45 percent of users). Other drugs 
used to boost athletic prowess were corticosteroids (10 percent), cannabis (6 
percent), and other stimulants and anabolic agents (38 
percent).&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;CANNABIS?? PERFORMANCE ENHANCER??? &lt;br&gt;Ok - maybe if it's competetive eating, or competetive TV watching.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Next:&lt;br&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/17/magazine/17lootfarmers-t.html?ei=5088&amp;amp;en=a6282d1ddf608fc1&amp;amp;ex=1339732800&amp;amp;partner=rssnyt&amp;amp;emc=rss&amp;amp;pagewanted=all"&gt;http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/17/magazine/17lootfarmers-t.html?ei=5088&amp;amp;en=a6282d1ddf608fc1&amp;amp;ex=1339732800&amp;amp;partner=rssnyt&amp;amp;emc=rss&amp;amp;pagewanted=all&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;Wow. Just.... wow.&lt;br&gt;I didn't read the whole article. But I read enough to share.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;That's all for today.&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/06/21/things.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">e3f8b00a-3c29-4602-8859-aad4e6c2eb34</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 19:27:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Time for a brief update</title><link>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/06/18/time-for-a-brief-update.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Junkpc</dc:creator><description>Let's see - Where shall I begin?&lt;br&gt;Went to an O's game withe some friends. The Orioles, as they do, lost. But, we had a pretty good sandwich, and a pretty good night. There are pictures at images.junkpc.com, if you're interested.&lt;br&gt;Speaking of pictures, the ones I took at the game came out nowbere as nice as I thought they would. There's probably a mode on the samera, or something else I could have done, to make them come out better. I mean, we paid a good bit of money for a camera that can do lots of stuff - but I guess, like any tool, you have to know how to use it.&lt;br&gt;Which brings me to minirant time: When did it become the software designer or network administrator's job to make software work how you, the user, want it to? I mean, if button A does one thing, why in the hell would you blame the software vendor because button A does not do something else?? It's like using any other tool - you wouldn't try to shoot somebody with a rachet, would you?&lt;br&gt;How about this: let's find some brave soul to put some sort of welding tool in the hands of one of these people - and when they start to bitch because the fire doesn't go where they think it should, ask them to point it at their own face.&lt;br&gt;Grr.&lt;br&gt;Anyway, we also had a day of gaming planned with a friend and his new willing female companion (sorry, Jason - had to &lt;img src="http://craptastic.junkpc.com/emoticons/smile.png" border="0" /&gt; ). They drove up to where we live from somewhere in VA. Mrs. Junkpc claims that she missed the last step, causing a load of pain in her foot/ankle. Truth is that it was wife-beating day, and I got carried away.&lt;br&gt;Anyway, the short version is that our friends had to drive back home, we went to the Dr. to find out that she didn't break the ankle, she just sprained it *really*badly.&lt;br&gt;That made for a fun rest-of-the-weekend.&lt;br&gt;I never even want to think about interviewing for a butler job.&lt;br&gt;F that.&lt;br&gt;But seriously, she's feeling a bit better now, and will soon be back up to running enough to chase me down for the wife beating remark.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Ok - time to go read some more Harry Potter. I have 2 more books to go before 7 comes in, and they are the long ones.&lt;br&gt;Oh, and I have a PC to recussitate that I should have had done.... well.... long ago.&lt;br&gt;The owner's getting anxious.&lt;br&gt;Guess I'll do that tomorrow.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;...and here's hoping that they still have Rush tickets left.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;G;nite.&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://craptastic.junkpc.com/2007/06/18/time-for-a-brief-update.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">6210a348-db36-4361-b4d0-0bccadf93865</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 19:34:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>