1) I severely underestimated the sheer amount of crap that baby stores try to sell to newly expecting parents. I think it's a function of not knowing what the hell one actually needs.
1a) I severely underestimates the sheer amount of crap that newly expecting parents need to bring a baby home.
2) I guess I paid enough attention to the stories of overtly horrible parenting that I completely missed the parents that act as if the child and the accompanying equipment are a fashion accessory. wtf?

Can you tell that my life is starting to be swallowed up?
I have to figure out where the balance will be... either that or just follow the lead of Mrs Junkpc and just hold on for the ride.

Whatever.

Enjoy your fashionably young night.